Carve The Damn Pumpkin

A brutally honest and hilarious Halloween storybook for adults who’ve had it with carving pumpkins and Pinterest-perfect neighbors. Chaos, sarcasm, and pumpkin guts included. #CarveTheDamnPumpkin
A brutally honest and hilarious Halloween storybook for adults who’ve had it with carving pumpkins and Pinterest-perfect neighbors. Chaos, sarcasm, and pumpkin guts included. #CarveTheDamnPumpkin