Carve The Damn Pumpkin
A brutally honest and hilarious Halloween storybook for adults who’ve had it with carving pumpkins and Pinterest-perfect neighbors. Chaos, sarcasm, and pumpkin guts included. #CarveTheDamnPumpkin
Buy The Damn Stocks
Funny Stock Market rants and meme worthy humor for stock buyers. The emotional support book for your financial mistakes. #BuyTheDamnStocks