Carve The Damn Pumpkin!
A painfully honest and hilariously illustrated storybook for adults who’ve been betrayed by tradition. Follow one exhausted mom as she gets peer-pressured, guilt-tripped, and emotionally blackmailed into “making memories” the messy way.
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A Halloween storybook for adults who’ve had it with carving pumpkins and Pinterest-perfect neighbors. Chaos, sarcasm, and pumpkin guts included.
